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Alli, 21, Michigan. I am happily engaged. My odd sense of humor and obsessions comes to light in this life size representation of me. Feel free to message me. I am a friendly hobbit who enjoys good company.

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

deadeliving:

Me every time a develop any sort of feeling towards humans

(Source: angryblackman)

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

methlabrador:

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

I love celebrity encounters. The best was in a hotel in London.

I was in the lobby and saw Lucy Liu. She’s, like, this tall. She looked up at me and saw a tag sticking out the back of my sweater. She reached up, tucked it in, and said, ‘Now you’re perfect.’

I would die on a battlefield for Lucy Liu.

Canadian novelist Douglas Coupland on dying for Lucy Liu. (via elementarystan)

ringoshootingstarr:

every early beatles interview summed up:

  • "no, we didn’t get to see much of the city. the hotel is nice, though"
  • "the security was really great, really organized"
  • paul says “you know” like 80 times
  • "we don’t mind the fans screaming, honest"
  • "where do your haircuts come from?" "our scalp"
  • "we don’t handle the money bit"
  • "mockers"
  • ringo is smoking

potterheadache:

June 26, 1997: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, Published.
The Harry Potter series is officially 17 years old today.
adventuresofcesium:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

i-am-a-cloud:

So I just found out that Laverne Cox has an identical twin brother, who played pre-transition Sophia in OITNB.  I was wondering how they found someone that looked just like her to play the role!  Super cool.

they were discussing Sophia’s back story and she told them “ya know, i have a twin brother.” they asked him to do it and he said yes! 

fun fact Jenji Kohan told Laverne Cox that they were going to hire somebody to play her pre-transition because they didn’t want to traumatize her or trigger dysphoria by having her pretend to be a man and she was like “no no, I can do this, I’m an actress” but the creators of the show insisted on using her twin brother instead 

adventuresofcesium:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

i-am-a-cloud:

So I just found out that Laverne Cox has an identical twin brother, who played pre-transition Sophia in OITNB.
I was wondering how they found someone that looked just like her to play the role!
Super cool.

they were discussing Sophia’s back story and she told them “ya know, i have a twin brother.” they asked him to do it and he said yes! 

fun fact Jenji Kohan told Laverne Cox that they were going to hire somebody to play her pre-transition because they didn’t want to traumatize her or trigger dysphoria by having her pretend to be a man and she was like “no no, I can do this, I’m an actress” but the creators of the show insisted on using her twin brother instead 

wiggywinter:

I love that they had mutual enough ground to do this, head canon fully accepted

(Source: julvett)

hiccupfairy:

internetrachel:

reasons i want smaller boobs

  • wide variety of cute bras
  • cheap bras
  • can wear tiny lil summer shirts and not look silly/the fabric falls correctly on my body
  • CHEAP BRAS
  • ppl arent like “holy shit” when u tell em ur bra size
  • can run down stairs w/o pain
  • can do jumping jacks w/o pain
  • i would probably weigh 10lbs less and that is actually almost frightening to think about

(tags by irlfawn)

(Source: blondiepoison)

apatheticghost:

THIS IS A KIDS SHOW

djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

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*watches Netflix

nonormynolife:

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He’s really dirty in here. Wish I could take him back to my home, give him a bath, wrap him with a warm towel and cuddle him all the day like you do for a stray cat